As a Northeasterner, I've been asked countless times, "Is it true that in your place, if you pee slowly in winter, it will freeze into an icicle?"
I say, "Yeah, every winter in Northeast many people who poop slowly in the wild get frozen into monuments."
Classmate Xiaoming asks:
As a Xian person, I've been asked countless times, "Is it rare to have antique shops in Xian?" I always say, "A farmer can just dig randomly in the field and unearth antiques!!!!!!"