Three-sentence will: No matter whether 2012 is bullshit or not
Following the Japanese "three-sentence love letter," China has seen the rise of a "three-sentence will" activity.
With smiles, sorrow, and warmth, I have specially compiled the following as a tribute to these talented and adorable Chinese netizens!
Below are the wills replied by netizens:
1. Dad, rest assured.
When I meet Aunt Teresa Teng,
I will definitely get you an autograph!!
2. Darling, the insurance policy is in the third drawer of the bedside table, all beneficiaries are your name.
Scatter my ashes into the sea.
I want you to forget me, find a better woman and be happy together.
3. Not enough soil to cover.
Too much pressure.
That's all.
4. During the Qingming Festival,
Could you burn for me
The final episode of Detective Conan..
5. This month,
Can I still get full attendance?
Boss?
6. Don't burn HP,
Burn Apple.
There's no after-sales service there.
7. If it's fate, let me go this way.
If I had known,
I would have gone on more blind dates earlier.
8. Husband, your complete collection of Akiho Yoshizawa,
I haven't deleted it..
It's in C:\Tang Poems 300\Complete Works of Li Bai
9. Mom, you've worked hard.
If there is a next life,
Let me be your mother.
10. Ergou, tell Zhang Yan for me,
In this life, I only love her!
Also, Zhou Li and Feifei..
11. That,
If it's not too much trouble,
Burn everything that can be burned on Earth for me.
12. Take care of
Me
Uncle Seven
13. May they be cruel, but always just.
May fear never dominate their actions and may the honor of the nation be higher than everything in their hearts.
Finally, may they ultimately understand that to complete our task of establishing a national socialist state, it will take centuries and require everyone to always place the common interest above personal interests. ---- Hitler's last words
14. The passbook is in the password box,
The password box is in the safe,
The key to the safe is tucked inside the passbook.
15. Burn
Kim Chengwu
And send him over to me.
16. I am waiting for you ahead.
Remember when you come,
Don't drink the Mengpo soup.
17. Mom and Dad,
I'm sorry,
I've caused you trouble.
18. To be honest, I'm still regretful,
Before I die,
I haven't met you.
19. Mom, try harder, you can still have another child.
Baby, I truly love you, but unfortunately, I won't be able to wait for you to love me back.
Although living brings too many regrets, dying brings none at all.
20. Good food, good looks, good fun, I'm off.
Sadness, happiness, indifference have passed.
Perfect curtain call, thank you.
21. Don't be sad, I'm gone, you still have to keep living.
Burn me a computer and a network cable, preferably with a router.
I lived without sadness, wish you completeness.
22. I'm dead,
This matter
Please confirm several times before cremation.
23. If one day I leave this world,
Please remember to place a bunch of lilies at my grave.
Because all my life I have longed to be as pure as these flowers, but things never went as planned.
24. I have no resentment, really.
Hey, why am I dressed all red?
This is just my personal preference, ha... haha.
25. I hope the one I love has already married someone else by then, but could she show up briefly during the Qingming Festival?
Parents, your child is unfilial.
Born wretched, dying wasteful.
26. I love you,
Until death do us part,
Mission accomplished.
27. Food
Is in the microwave oven
Heat it up before eating.
28. Some words
Let me
Take them to the grave.
29. First, I must thank the country,
Second, I must thank the Party and government,
Lastly, I must especially thank my parents; without you, I wouldn't have witnessed all kinds of strange deaths in this magical land. My life is sufficient.
30. Jiang Chao,
Don't be afraid, as a ghost, I won't bother you anymore.
Actually, I don't hate you as much as I thought, I hope you're well.
31. After my death,
I will appear in dreams to the top five people who were best to me while alive,
And give them winning lottery numbers worth five million.
32. After studying for N years,
I finally graduated,
Now I'm done.
33. I will take Chen Luyu with me,
Whoever you dislike,
Burn their photo for me.
34. You there,
Don't think you'll be peaceful from now on,
Every time you experience ghost oppression, know that it's me!
35. I'm leaving,
Taking nothing with me,
Except these hundred plus pounds of flesh that have grown with the years.
36. Burn my legacy from life,
Three yuan two mao two fen,
Back to me.
37. One
Short
Three
38. Hey,
Hey,
Has the national football team made it to the World Cup?
39. Remember to burn more paper money for me,
The little ghosts down there
Are hard to please.
40. Time's up,
I'm logging off,
Bye bye.
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