Humans can no longer stop the Smurfs.

Programmer Edition: On the side of the mountain and by the sea, there is a group of programmers. They are honest and shy, smart and rich. Day and night, they sit there staying up late to write software, eating instant noodles when they're hungry. Oh, pitiful programmers, oh pitiful programmers, as soon as the requirements change, they have to start all over again with only two days left.

Peking University Edition: By the Weiming Lake and under the Boya Tower, there is a group of little sufferers. They are noble and dominant, academic and artistic. They swim, exercise, enlarge their chests and lift their butts waiting for younger brothers, only to realize that there's no one in Yanyuan. Oh, diligent PKU gays, oh brave PKU gays, deep into the night, they go to Tsinghua West dressed up lightly or heavily, because lifelong happiness lies next door.

Alpaca Edition: In the vast and beautiful Gobi Desert, there is a group of alpacas. They are lively and smart, mischievous and sensitive. They live freely in the Alpaca Gobi Desert, overcoming the harsh environment with strength and courage. Oh, what the hell, Alpacas! Oh, crazy alpacas! To avoid being eaten, they defeated the river crabs, which then disappeared from the Alpaca Gobi Desert.

XJTU Evil Society Edition: On this side of the mountain and by the sea, there is a group of little lolis. They are cute and beautiful, ignorant yet fragrant. A bit nervous and scared, they came to campus, unknowingly entering a wolf den. Oh, soft-sounding little lolis, oh tender little lolis, innocent and charming, they conquered the old bachelors who happily took them home.

International Students Edition: On this side of the mountain and by the sea, there is a group of younger brothers. They are adorable and smart, naive and handsome. With big and small bags full of joy, they came here abroad, unknowingly jumping into a pit. Oh, attackable younger brothers, oh submissive younger brothers, their innocence and cuteness attracted old fujoshis, and they were unwittingly bent by us.

PhD Edition: On the other side of the mountain and by the sea, there is a group of old PhDs. They are erudite yet nerdy, shut-ins and paper-consuming. Day and night, they pour their hearts into research without distinction between day and night, year after year hoping for a breakthrough. Oh, pitiful old PhDs, oh pitiful old PhDs, they united their minds and defeated all their supervisors, only to receive low wages after graduation.

Chen Rui Country: Opposite Anhui University on the south side of Nanqi, there is a group of academic emperors. They solve problems and keep solving problems, endlessly. Year after year, they keep solving questions. Oh, single academic emperors, oh single academic emperors, they unite their minds and solve Jimi Dovitch, marrying a 21-year-old girl upon retirement.

In the north of Shanghai, east of Wujiaochang, there is a group of old military doctors. They are smart and quick-witted, tragic and pitiful. They line up early for roll call and rest, often running five kilometers. Their job placements depend entirely on connections, oh, pitiful old military doctors, oh cute old military doctors, they go up mountains and down seas, rooted in the grassroots across the country, all hoping to get out through postgraduate studies.

Budget Officer Edition: On this side of the mountain and by the sea, there is a group of budget officers. They are honest and shy, smart and poor. Day and night, they sit there calculating money while staying up late, eating instant noodles when they're hungry. Oh, pitiful budget officers, oh pitiful budget officers, as soon as the drawings change, they have to start all over again with only two days left.

Terminal Management Edition: On this side of the mountain and by the sea, there is a group of terminal staff. They are honest and shy, pitiful and poor. Day and night, they sit there overtime writing documents, eating instant noodles when they're hungry. Oh, pitiful terminal staff, oh pitiful terminal staff, as soon as there's a demand, they have to go through the process again and again, but never given a deadline.

College Entrance Exam Party: On this side of the mountain and by the sea, there is a group taking the college entrance exam. They are honest and hardworking, smart and studious. Day and night, they sit there studying and doing problems while staying up late, licking their paws when they're hungry. Oh, pitiful college entrance exam takers, oh pitiful college entrance exam takers, whenever they take an exam, they silently shed tears and reflect on themselves, feeling too ashamed to face others, with only one year left.

Teacher Edition: On this side of the mountain and by the sea, there is a group of teachers. They are honest and diligent, pitiful and poor. Day and night, they sit there grading papers while staying up late, eating instant noodles when they're hungry. Oh, pitiful teachers, oh pitiful teachers, as soon as the textbook changes, they have to re-prepare their lessons, but the textbook has no limits.

Lab Technician Edition: On this side of the mountain and by the sea, there is a group of lab technicians. They are honest and shy, hardworking and poor. Day and night, they sit there diligently conducting experiments, eating instant noodles when they're hungry. Oh, pitiful lab technicians, oh pitiful lab technicians, if there are no results, they have to repeat it again and again, with the boss's whip right behind them.

Announcer Edition: On this side of the mountain and by the sea, there is a group of announcers. They are grand and beautiful, fresh but poor. Day and night, they sit there reading manuscripts while staying up late, eating instant noodles when they're hungry. Oh, pitiful announcers, oh pitiful announcers, as soon as the director changes the requirements, they have to read it again, finishing at two or three o'clock in the morning.

Design Institute Edition: On this side of the mountain and by the sea, there is a group of designers. They are honest and shy, smart and rich. Day and night, they sit there writing software while staying up late, eating instant noodles when they're hungry. Oh, pitiful designers, oh pitiful designers, as soon as the requirements change, they have to start all over again with only two days left.

@Renren Network: Working overtime until midnight, I sang a line in the empty staircase to vent my inner distress: "On this side of the mountain and by the sea, there is a group of Smurfs!" Suddenly, a sad voice came from downstairs: "They are pitiful and smart, working overtime until dawn. People who work overtime were all broken-winged Smurfs in their past lives, unable to bear the pain."

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