The following t-shirts are all related to Google and Google Search:
Don’t ask me – ask Google - Don't ask me, ask Google;
I deserve to Google and be Googled. - I deserve to use Google, and I deserve to be searched on Google. Using "Google" as a verb is something that Google itself strongly opposes;
Anti-Google – Because censorship sucks - Anti-Google because of the bad censorship;
A Google cartoon - A Google cartoon;
Google shirts from the official shop - Official Google t-shirts, regular and very nice;
Sometimes, when I’m all alone, I google myself - Sometimes when I'm bored, I search for myself on Google. Haha, a bit boring;
Sometimes, when I’m all alone... (variant of above shirt) - Sometimes when I'm bored, I... Same as above but with more color and style options;
I’m not your damn search engine - "I am not your damn search engine," showing the immense pressure Google bears;
Google shirts from my Cafepress store - Google t-shirts from my Cafepress store;
I love Google - I love Google, a sentiment shared by many;
The Man She Forgot to Google! - The man she forgot to search on Google. This woman was too careless and didn't bother to investigate his background.
Of course, you can create your own Google t-shirt on Cafepress and Spreadshirt, but do pay attention to copyright issues.
Note: The verb usage of "Google" means "to search using Google," which non-newbies should already know, hehe.
Mars Lizard translated from google blogoscoped.