Frying fries with an old computer

Friends who have an old computer at home, love eating fries, and enjoy playing Quake are in for a treat! You can take inspiration from the method on Hard OCP’s and turn it into a fryer:

1. Grab a disposable aluminum baking pan (available at supermarkets, right?).

2. Add 12 liters of canola oil.

3. Place an old PC with a Pentium II 266 + Nvidia Riva TNT2 Ultra (or similar configuration) into the baking pan.

4. Boot up Windows 98 and start playing Quake III.

5. Once the oil heats up, add fries or any other suitable food for deep frying.

6. Continue gaming, and when you experience the first crash, check if the fries are golden brown. If not fully cooked, reboot and continue gaming.

7. After everything is thoroughly fried, remove from heat (as shown in the picture), take out the old PC, let it drain, and keep it aside for backup.

Isn't this more useful than "iGrill——I wakao"?