The weirdest quote of 2006

1, a person's life is like taking a shit, sometimes you have been very hard to come out of just a fart.

When I was a child, my family was very poor and had no money to buy a bicycle, so I had to take a taxi to school every day. When I was in junior high school, because my grades were too outstanding, the school leaders let me study for two more years. After graduating from junior high school, the principal of the high school thought I was very promising, so he charged me 30,000 more. In the third year of high school, the head teacher thought that I had the ability to survive independently, so I dropped out of school.

3. An advertisement for a flower shop: Today we have the lowest price of roses. You can even buy a few for your wife.

4. The only difference between me and Superman is that I wear underpants!

5. The effect of contraception: If it is not successful, it becomes a "person".

6. I'm not a random person! But you're not a human being!

7. Even though you're a teething! Don't feel bad, toothy teeth are good! Violent teeth can dig sweet potatoes, rain can cover the chin, tea can be separated from tea residue, picnic can be a knife and fork, you say violent teeth is not the best!

8. Family Shunzhi, life Kangxi, personality Yongzheng, business dry long, everything Jiaqing, future Daoguang, wealth Xianfeng, internal and external Tongzhi, Qianqiu Guangxu, people Xuantong!

9. I am a onion, standing in the wind and rain, who dare to take me dip in sauce, X his ancestors! I've been to the south, to the north, to the back of the toilet, to the leg of the train, to the mouth of a fool. On the mountain, played the tiger ~ Shaolin Temple practiced martial arts, left green dragon, right white tiger, often take Clinton when two hundred and fifty, also take Sakyamuni to feed the tiger! There was a dance on the pyramids. Jesus beat a drum on his head.

10. I live in rivers and lakes, but there is no legend about me!