An Incomplete Guide to Pretending in Mobile Internet

The latest research data published by Analysys International shows that, in today's fast-developing mobile internet era, acting high-and-mighty has become a rigid demand for industry insiders.

Therefore, this article is born out of the need to encourage readers who have such a demand.

First, you must own at least one cellphone. Of course, it can't be Symbian - how outdated does that look? It can't be an iPhone either, which screams "nouveau riche bandwagon-jumper". Ideally, it should be Android, which represents the trend of development, or BlackBerry, which symbolizes elite business professionals.

Secondly, when referring to various systems, Chinese terms are absolutely prohibited. For example, "Sai Ban" (Chinese for Symbian) or "An Zhuo" (Chinese for Android) - they sound completely lacking in aristocratic tone. You should use standard London pronunciation for "Android" and "Symbian", such high-end vocabulary. If the other party doesn't understand, be sure to promptly express your disdain.