Parody Video: Tencent 360 Version of "The Tycoon"

Script as follows:

"If public opinion is not in our favor, we don't just rely on internet trolls, we use money to overpower. If you're not willing to spend, you won't catch the hooligans. Hire a few strategists and PR experts with high salaries. If that doesn't work, poach from Taobao. Then under the guise of security, whoever is popular gets eliminated. What makes a halo effect? It relies on an army of 100,000 internet trolls. Once the posts are pushed up, they naturally come to our side. Tencent is powerful; use 'security' to suppress them, and drown them with internet trolls. We don't just have internet trolls; we also have a legal advisory team.

Use your brain, first release a privacy protector, claiming it spies on user privacy. Then release QQ Guardian, exposing everything possible. The moves must be ruthless. We do it all in the name of completeness; they can't do anything to us. They must fear us. When they fear us, the entire web will fear us. I'm talking about the whole internet here. Following this, release Baidu Guardian, Taobao Guardian, Bank Guardian—guard everything that can be guarded. From communities, antivirus software, portals, games—do everything possible. Provide one-stop service so users don’t need to log into other websites. 360 can chat, play games, watch videos. Google has to give me respect when they come in, and Apple has to say hello when they arrive. This is online. Offline, there's 350 insecticide, 360 disinfection—it can kill SARS and clean toilets. What is one-stop service? This is one-stop service. Super prestigious! We can list on the New York Stock Exchange, invite Obama to cut the ribbon, immediately cash out tens of billions of US dollars, then acquire Google. Global strategy—one word: awesome. How much money do you think such a strategy could make in a year? I'd say at least 2 billion video revenue—that’s just for Greater China. And don't even mention that it seems small. So our business slogan is: Don't seek to make money now, but aim to make big money later."