The cat is so fat that it's almost useless.

If you don't lose weight in March, you will regret in vain in April. In May, the passers-by will be astonished by your appearance. In June, you will have no boyfriend. In July, you will be sunburnt. In August, you will stay indoors. In September, you will be fatter! In October, blind dates will make you tired. In November, no one will accompany you. In December, you will have no bust-waist-hip measurement. In January, you will be fatter. In February, you won't know who you are. It's March now, what are you waiting for... Kitty, you need to lose weight~