The number one warrior of the Three Kingdoms is actually!

by ufo on 2008-08-14 17:35:35

Lü Bu said, "I am undoubtedly the first among the warriors of the Three Kingdoms, yet there are still so many people gossiping about me. It's really annoying!"

Zhang Fei retorted, "I've never been at a disadvantage when I fought you, Lü Bu. You didn't even dare to fight me when you saw me drunk. I am the best in the world!"

Ma Chao disagreed, "Hmph, if your big-eared buddy hadn't retreated so quickly when you fought with me, Ma Chao would have already defeated you long ago. Even without heavy armor, I am clearly stronger than you. I am the best warrior in the Three Kingdoms!"

Xu Chu argued, "Ma Chao is nothing. The last time he saw me standing behind my lord, he didn't dare to approach him and kept talking about avenging his father's death. He was obviously afraid of me. I am the best warrior in the Three Kingdoms!"

Xu Huang protested, "If you, Xu Chu, dare to call yourself the best in the Three Kingdoms, then why did I not lose to you in our two battles? I don't agree!"

Yan Liang laughed, "Xu Huang, how dare you interfere here? You're just a loser under my hands!"

Wen Chou replied, "Yan Liang, you defeated Xu Huang, but I defeated both Xu Huang and Zhang Liao. I am clearly better than you. Who else dares to claim the title of the best warrior in the Three Kingdoms other than me?"

Guan Yu disagreed, "You two headless ghosts, do you see me standing here? Why are you shouting like ghosts?"

Pang De argued, "Old Guan, I, Pang De, shot an arrow at you once. In fighting, I am no less than you. I am the best warrior in the Three Kingdoms."

Huang Zhong said, "Shooting Guan Yu is nothing special. He is famous for being a good target. I can shoot wherever I want on him."

Zhao Yun disagreed, "If you were really that capable, why didn't you save yourself by the Han River? Why did you need my help? I ran out alone from Changban Slope. Can anyone achieve this level?"

Jiang Wei argued, "Aren't you afraid of me? Why are you bragging?"

Deng Ai countered, "You couldn't even defeat my son, who only has seventy percent of my combat strength."

Deng Zhong disagreed, "Father is talking nonsense. I surpassed you when I was twenty-one."

Zhuge Shang argued, "Deng Zhong, bring Shi Cuan over here. Let's fight again and see if you can find north."

Zhuge Zhan said, "Shang, I often tell you to be humble. If you could learn half of my martial arts, it would be great."

Zhuge Liang sighed, "Ah, these young people now, they are truly something. When I practiced martial arts, none of you even knew where you were."

Huang Yueying said, "Are you bragging again?"

She kicked and punched, leaving Zhuge Liang completely unable to defend himself.

The best martial artist of the Three Kingdoms is none other than Huang Yueying!!!!!!!!!!!!